Hilariously Hideous Ugly Christmas Blazers for Christmas Costume Parties

This ugly green Christmas blazer features a pattern of multi-colored Christmas light bulbs.

This ugly green Christmas blazer features huge yellow, blue, and red Christmas ball ornaments.

It would be really difficult not to look like a complete douche while wearing this candy cane ugly Christmas blazer.

This ugly Christmas blazer features a sequined gingerbread pattern.

Um, guess what the reindeer on this ugly Christmas blazer are shown doing?

I think if you wear this ugly snowflake blazer to a party, you should be obligated to regale horrified guests with your most boring downhill skiing stories.